do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick
new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY TRAILER
YAAAAAASSSS ITS HEREE!!
OMGOMGOMGOMG YAAAS YAAAASSS YAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!
holy shit. i need to read the book before this comes out because this looks fucking awesome.
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
I tried to scroll too..
i scrolled past for five minutes but i just couldn’t…